Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men’s room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.
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The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up and said, “I think I’m the most intelligent of us three,” and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
Gore stepped up and said, “I think I’m the most aware of the environmental problems of us three,” and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.
Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said, “I think…,” and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
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