Anything-But-Grey Anatomy

oh so very brain-dead today. Is it the weather, or the fact that Serge’s jetlag is spreading to me via osmosis? My brain feels numb, and no, I have not used street drugs or consumed alchohol in the last twenty-four hours. Trying to read anything of substance is draining, the words bounce all over the page like Mexican jumping beans. That’s also what my thoughts are doing, and trying to collect them is grating.

I’m trying to blog about my experience at the Bodyworld’s exhibition. It was amazing, fascinating, a definate must-see for those who are not easily queazy at the sight of skinless bodies, bright pink and purple internal organs, and the darkened spots of disease. I must admit I felt a bit woozy at the beginning of the show mostly because I fully understood the plastinated cadavers had been donated by real people.  

When I read the write-ups describing the innards of each body, I could almost hear the cracking of the bones while picturing the corpse being ripped open (too many CSI episodes). I forced myself to stare at the man holding his costume of skin in his hand, quivering slightly at the tiny, threadlike hairs that could be seen protruding from it when looking into the light, as if they were standing on end at the thought of looking so alive to the undead.

 

Oooh, that sounds good and creepy, doesn’t it? Although easily queasy, I love the macabre, gothic and morose; they titillate my senses. The fact that they’re so wrong and forbidden spurs my piquancy. Bodyworlds is controversial to those who think the dead should not be on display, questioning human rights, dignity and the will of God. However, according to philosopher Franz Josef Wetz, “The breaking of taboos sometimes is the price demanded by creativity.”

As I progressed through the exhibition, my queaziness evaporated under the heat of the spot lights. I was fascinated by the meticulous efforts of German anatomist, Gunther von Hagen. Although deeply scientific, this show definitely portrayed artistic qualities.

The Dancer’s Poses

   
the dramatic trapeze artist lunge over a mirror 


The skateboarder dude’s flip

The juxtaposed couple’s embrace, frozen in time – their spines pulled out like wishbones, cradling their brains, strands of muscle tissue fanned out to the side, exposing their jigsaw intricacies. (I couldn’t find a picture of that anywhere to show you, but it was stunning).

Von Hagens also demonstrated a good sense of humour. 

The star-warrior below is wearing horizontal stripes of white flesh contrasted by gaps of red muscle, tendons, veins and bones, ogling crookedly like a zombie with one protuberant eye open, the other puffed and closed.

 

There was also the poker table, each player caught with a pensive game face, praying we couldn’t read their thoughts through their opened skulls.

The next piece was called, “The Teacher”, desperately trying to teach a valuable lesson on life after death, his eyes bulged out in permanent anxiety, but he went unheard, his toothy grin taking away any credibility.

 

The gymnast struck a backward-arch pose on a beam, one leg levitated, her breasts boldy thrusted skywards, her face glaring back upside-down at the onlookers, sporting a bright, blond, fake mop of hair. This was the only piece with a wig; all the other models had a strip of real hair right down the middle of their scalps, like mohawks. 

More facial expressions are captured successfully without any wrinkles or lines, such as The Thinker, with  just the blood
vessels exposed, mouth downwards.  I think he’s sad ‘cuz he lost his skin and knows everyone is creeped out. 

This next picture shows his real thoughts, “Shit, how’d I do that?”

I saw the photo below in the online gallery, and they didn’t have it in the Vancouver Exhibit. A man on a horse, both species plastinated.

I was hoping this next pic would encourage Serge to quit smoking, as they had “Quitting Pledge” cards and a see-through plastic bin for the born-again ex-smokers to drop their full packs into. I asked Serge if he now wanted to quit, and he said belligerently, “Nope!” 

He ran off to look at the blood vessel family, unknowingly towards his mortal future.  Ah well, all I can do is try with more subliminal messaging like this ….

The most fascinating display was the ghostly image of all the nerves attached to spinal cord and the brain, all presented on a glass plate. It really made me realize how fragile and sensitive we are, and just how painstaking the process is of actually picking out someone’s nerves and gingerly sticking them together onto a hard surface.

The last part of the exhibit was ironically where life begins, the embryonic and fetal stages of human life. It was very humbling, yet slightly creepy to see these teeny babies-that-could-have-been with scrunched-up eyes, curled up in position that was supposed to preserve their lives. They were the only ones with skin in tact, for obvious reasons. I heard that at other exhibitions, there was a pregnant woman with fetus inside her, but she wasn’t included at the Vancouver display. It was probably too controversial for this town to handle. We kind of zipped through this part, cringing at reality’s barefaced scowl. 

The misguided William Tell archer, his “apple” on his head, bode us farewell.

 

Hopeless, not helpless

It’s amazing how even if I am presented with hours of empty time, the perfect opportunity to get my homework done, I can still procrastinate. I think the only way to get it done is to put me in a cement-walled room with a cold, hard chair and metal table, bright flourescent lighting, no pictures, no television, no radio or music, no windows, no internet, no phone, no books (except for my study books), no other person to talk to. Just the survival basics, access to water and a toilet. If there’s food, I’ll lose myself in that too, probably start playing with it and picking it apart, counting things like sesame seeds and crumbs, and then thinking about what I can eat next. I am hopeless, yet not helpless. There is a chance I can help myself, I just choose not to, which makes me hopeless. 

Anyhoo, I am doing some homework, picked my “usable” website, what’s good and bad about it, and I still have to type up my magazine analysis. The problem with the latter is I don’t have a hard copy of it yet, just the web version, and I should use the paper one for analyses. There’s much more of a feel and personality to it  than the web version, since the website doesn’t have the same layout and contains practically every article from every issue, making it overwhelming. I need to get the magazine to compare. 

After this weekend, things will change again. Serge will be back, my apartment will be clean (that’s if I’m not hopeless), and it will be Week Two of classes, which is usually when the shit starts to hit the fan. Week One just seems like a breeze, just the beginning of everything that could mean work, where projects and assignments are only thoughts, and where most of the class time is spent talking about yourself, the teacher, and reviewing the course syllabus. With the weather onslaughts, we managed to miss two first classes of Writing for the Web, so that flurried by rather invisibly. Next week we’ll be playing catch-up though, which is always a bit brain-numbing.

Hm. Not much to say now, a relief from my previous endless entries. Just that I am hopeless, not helpless. Not much point in that, is there? You probably already knew that. 

Peace Out

P.S. My cat is fed.

finally some good news

Well, little did I know that the snowy streets and clear sunny skies would predict something good happening in my life. The giant whale that swallowed Serge will finally spew him from its great belly onto our frozen shores this Saturday evening. China lost its appetite for him, apparently not so hungry for April, either that or they craved someone else. There is a God.

Despite all the traffic hassles and slippery hills, the snow really is pretty to look at. The normally barren, scrawny tree branches are thickened with marshmallow puffs. Ugly mud hills in abandoned lots are prettied by clean, white blankets, deceptively resembling giant snow piles. The snow even sticks to the barbed wire fences,  weaving a wall of fluffiness, softening their sharp metallic edges. I feel like I’m living in a city of gingerbread houses, with gumdrop chimneys and smartie sidewalks,  icing-sugar clinging to the sides of telephone poles, and dallops of whip cream resting on rooftops. Mmmm, now I’m getting hungry.  

Why does snow always resemble food? When I was a kid, I used to imagine that the dirtied slush in the gutters was mashed potatoes and gravy, the bits of rock and mud were the meat and spices. Don’t worry, I never ate them. Balls of icy snow became mint patties and sticky coconut flakes. We used to make snow pies and cookies, baking them in our tree-stump ovens. We also used to make dirty snowpeople, with coal-packed genitals and snowball boobs. Food and sex, that’s always on our minds even as kids. Self-gratification is so instinctive by nature.

Back to our weather patterns,  it was raining, snowing and slushing from a coat of dark, low clouds that enveloped the mountains when my brother landed last Tuesday. For all he knew, he was still in Ontario; the weather was no different. He asked me if it was always this dark, even during the day, and if it affected my moods. I told him how quickly you get used to it since you don’t have a choice. I tried to convince him that a pretty sunny day here makes up for all the dreariness.  He only brought a thin coat and regular shoes, expecting milder weather. I felt for him when we walked to the restaurant in the blowing wet snow that stuck to our faces and hair, causing his lower lip to shiver. I hope he got to see the mountains today when he took off on the airplane. As I was travelling to work on the skytrain, I saw a plane floating out of the horizon, tilted upwards. I wondered if that was him, so I silently waved goodbye in my mind. It was so good to see his gentle face, his friendly smile, and laugh at his jokes, relieving all the tension in my shoulders. I was glad he did get to see how glittery it can get here. I hope he saw the ocean too. Our waterfront is so much more stunning to look at than Toronto’s.  

Vancouver

  

Versus

Toronto 

 

Enjoy the brightness while it lasts!


 
 

Try not to fall on your ass or slide into oncoming traffic. The forecast is calling for more snow on Saturday and Monday. What is happening to the land of constant rain and green pastures?

 

Yesterday’s posts

I removed the posts from the past two days due to their controversial nature. Too messy. 

I’m kinda not in a posting mood after talking for hours to friends and family all day yesterday. The whole thing has kind of zapped any inspiration.

blah,

mmm, gin and tonic. 

Watch “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” Wednesday nights on Showcase (Channel 39) at 10:35 pm. Funny as hell. Definitely takes the edge off.