Bathroom time
In a lifetime, the average person spends 11,862 hours (more than one year, four months) in the bathroom, according to Roto-Rooter. The company is offering a feature-packed Pimped Out John in an online sweepstakes. It includes such amenities as a flat-screen TV, laptop computer, iPod speakers, TiVo, Xbox360, a cycling exercise device and a refrigerator filled with drinks and snacks.
Source: The Hartford (Conn.) Courant
Below are the results of my Simpsons Personality Test:
I don’t know how true they are, but I like them!
You Are Lisa Simpson
A total child prodigy and super genius, you have the mind for world domination.
But you prefer world peace, Buddhism, and tofu dogs.
You will be remembered for: all your academic accomplishments
Your life philosophy: “I refuse to believe that everybody refuses to believe the truth”
And these are the results of how introverted I am:
You Are 53% Open 
You are a fairly open person, but you also like to maintain your privacy.
You definitely will tell all (okay, almost all) to your closest friends…
But strangers and acquaintances only get a peek into your life.
And, YES I AM PROCRASTINATING DOING MY HOMEWORK!
One more. This one is priceless, the Boobie Name Generator
Your Boobies’ Names Are… 
Beavis and Butthead
blaak sheep 
You Are Mr. Burns
Okay, so you’re evil…
You have big plans to rule the world, and you’ll destroy it in the process if necessary!
You will be remembered for: the exploitation of the masses
Life philosophy: “One dollar for eternal happiness? I’d be happier with the dollar.”
The Simpsons Personality Test
Sara’s boobies are quite fittingly “The Bazoombas” and I’m also Homer Simpson … Doh